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Sigur Ros ft./ Mc Paul Barman - "Tear a pussy up"
A náttfötum hún
Og klifrar svo út.
Mitt hjartað, slá
Ufið hár.
Rennblautur
Allur rennvotur
Engin gúmmístígvél
Og ég fæ blóðnasir
En ég stend alltaf upp
Heftur Með Gaddavír Í Kjaftinum Sem Blæðir Mig
Læstur Er Lokaður Inn Í Búri
Tunglið tekur við tælir hugans mið
Your clitoris is a dinosaurus
Soft and porous
And what’s more, it’s comin’ for us
Ros, bring the chorus for us
Minn Með Hendur
Faldar Undir Kinn
Ég Fel Hausinn Minn Undir Sæng
Starir Á Mig Lítill Álfur
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03.08.06 - 9:33 am | #
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okay sufjan (it's as bad as you might guess):
The highlands stretched to the Firth of Forth
You held a basket and I held your hand.
We sat by the river in those tartan hills
It wasn’t long till you reached toward my lap
Your narrow fingers and my trousers’ flap.
Soon I faced north, toward St Bobby’s lands
And you faced south, mouth wrapped around my glans.
Glistening! Glistening!
Quivering! Quivering!
He moved in me; He moved in you
I stroked your knee; you reached for the lube.
And Oh – you knew me well
There in the trees, down on your knees;
And Oh – I cried your name
There on the ground, such small secret sounds.
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03.08.06 - 9:58 am | #
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Sigur Ros ft./ Mc Paul Barman - "Tear a pussy up"
The Best!
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http://www.deadlee.com/
Surprising / big deal? You be the judge.
Bob |
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03.08.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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You just made my day, Sean!
Abby |
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03.08.06 - 1:30 pm | #
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C'mon people! Bring on the entries!
Matthew |
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03.08.06 - 1:49 pm | #
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Dan Bejar (you really have to imagine the speech patterns, punching certain syllables)
I read once, that the way to please a woman
is to ask her not what you can do
but rather what can her cunt can do for you?
it's an easy two-step process:
wear blazers, get bush,
all a button needs is a push
from my East Van cock
I saw you waiting at the docks
wetter than the sea
bitch, you can't handle all of me - go!
(guitar solo)
with your mouth set on conquest
and your phasers on fun
get thine own ass to this bed
where we spank each other red
(leaving on a 7th chord)
and then you blow me and I cum in your face...
Dan Bejar |
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03.08.06 - 2:19 pm | #
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I think I'll try explicit sex lyrics in the style of Momus. Oh...never mind.
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03.08.06 - 5:54 pm | #
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Morrissey, circa 1986 - "Lady-Sized"
Oh, you said, “Celibacy doesn’t suit you”
“Could you stick it up my arse?”
I am ill-equipped to do you
Because your hideous verse doesn’t parse
You said, “My cunt was meant for fucking”
But I looked at you and froze
At the instant apparition
Of my purple cock within your purple prose
You said “My tits are just stupendous”
And you were not wrong
But your books are all horrendous
And shall go nowhere near my dong
Although I must admit it would be tantalizing
To cum between your thighs…
Oh, the embarrassment and chastisement—
My mannish organ is lady-sized, lady-sized…
gooblar |
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03.08.06 - 6:24 pm | #
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"Jesus," you cry,
"You can come lie on me, honey,"
You can just do anything you want;
I'll wear the gown,
You were right about the scars,
Each one was a bet for fun
Van windows shake,
Voices escape, with passioned songs;
touch the straps,
Strung down your cheeks,
Bitter melodies, turning your asshole around
Don't cry,
You can rely on me honey,
You can just come any time you want;
I'll be on the ground,
You were right about the scars,
Each one is worth all the fun
Make my knees shake,
Voices escape, with passioned songs;
touch the straps,
Strung down your cheeks,
Bitter melodies, turning your asshole around
Voices whine,
Yeah, Sam Jones is, taping this moment,
And now we're all smoking,
Post-sex cigarettes, are all you can get
Turning your kidney around
If you couldn't guess, it's in the style of Jeff Tweedy (Jesus, Etc.). I thought it was funnier to leave a lot of the original lyrics untouched.
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F**k Me You Cunt
F**k Me You Cunt
F**k Me You Cunt
F**k Me You Cunt
"FMYC" by Napalm Death
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03.08.06 - 10:44 pm | #
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"Nectarine" (Decemberists)
I'm no more than a lonely scoundrel
Scouting the urchins in Mont-Martre
I am seeking a lovely counsel
While I brush up on my Sartre
When you came astride on mule-back
I nearly choked on my beret
And when you took charge of my jewel-sack
I had to steer us 'twards the hay.
Chorus:
Oh my sweet Nectarine
You stole the essence from my cock serene
Oh how the little ones they flock between
Your flaps of flesh that went so long unseen
And how my lips they sat so sweetly on
Your freckled bottom as a bright neon
Glow overtook the stables and beyond
And stained my trousers once again.
Seven years on, I'm still a common boy
Though I can still felch with the best
And I do so with uncommon joy
With a transvestite named Celeste
Yet I still think of you when I'm alone
As I softly juice my Colin
As you thread through back-alleys in Cologne
With lace and petticoat fallen
Oh my sweet Nectarine
You stole the essence from my cock serene
Oh how the little ones they flock between
Your flaps of flesh that went so long unseen
And how my lips they sat so sweetly on
Your freckled bottom as a bright neon
Glow overtook the stables and beyond
And stained my trousers once again
And ripped your petticoat again
I'll never see that girl again.
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i always meant to be the bitch that pushed you on your back
i say here, have a beer
have a beer and don't fight back
i always meant to be the bitch that pushed you on your back
i say here, have a beer
have a beer and don´t fight back
it's sore, it's sore
he will scream for you
it's sore, it's sore
she will cream for you
take from who you can
you know you can
hey hey heeeey
hey hey heeeey
hey hey heeeey
hey hey heeeey
i´m just that hot new chick
and if you want me to fuck with it
i'll sit on your big hard dick
get up
and ride away with it
i´m just that hot new chick
and if you want me to fuck with it
i'll sit on your big hard dick
get up
and ride away with it
it's sore, it's sore
he will scream for you
it's sore, it's sore
she will cream for you
take from who you can
you know you can
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oops. that was my cat power version. he war. i feel like i just did a very bad thing.
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03.09.06 - 6:43 am | #
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(Belle & Sebastian)
What do I have to do to be
A bottom for Suzie's dad
At these unspeakable chance meetings?
Heady come-filled arguments as
Punks too young for him
Fight with themselves over spanking rights
It was a mish mash of storied boys
A pile of legs and lips
I stroked myself while watching
Suzie says you can't stay young forever but
Stretching myself open in a group of strangers
Is a teenage dream
Leaning as I do toward the flushed and skinny ones
I can tell he sees me, why not pose me
With my feet overhead?
It was a mish mash of storied boys
A pile of legs and lips
I stroked myself while watching
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03.09.06 - 8:32 am | #
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Neighborhood #6: Ho’s
(wailing intro)
UUNNNGGHHHHHH / OOOHHHHNNGNNNNGH
Woke up hard with the power out!/ Thought I’d give my girl a shout!
She wasn’t feeling too horny!/ (Hey!) It all sounds French to me!
I went out to find a ho!/ I went out to get a blow/ job, anything!
Want some action nice and tight!/ But where’s your HEART in the dead of night?!
And the power’s out in the hard-on, man! Take it from my pants, put it in your hand!
The kids are playin’ out in the snow!/ Turnin’ cum into FroYo!
The kids are fisting up to the spleen! / What does it mean! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
JUST TRYIN’ TO GET OFF! WITH THE LIGHTS OUT!!!
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Pavement - parochial handjob mega-suite
i got a blown-out, discount jockey strap heart / i got nowhere to end and you're a good start / and if you want to chomp my bit / split the sequined meat and take a hit / we can purloin our fever dreams / in a cynical rub with heavy cream / you got nowhere to be but down/ so go down now! go down now!
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03.09.06 - 3:23 pm | #
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"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHH
WAWWAawawaWAWAWAwawawAWAWAWAwawa
GRRRgggrgrgrrrhunnyOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHHOHOHHOHOH
OHOOHHOHOOHOH
nnnnnnnnnnUUUURRRGGGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGH
fuckadeadcowboyOYOYOYOYOYYOYOYYOYOYOYOY
GRRRgggrgrgrrr
NNNNnnnnnnnnnnnUUUURGFHGHGHGHHGGHzzzzGRGRGRRRRUUUR
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oh I just came"
i call it 'sex-noise' the greatest song lightning bolt have yet to write....
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Oh Eleanor put those boots back on
If you don’t wear them I can’t come
I know it isn’t dignified
To come
But if I come all over your
Big black boots
And call you
My filthy daughter
Come until the tropical iceland brings us down
I could be there when you come
I could be there when you come
So Eleanor take your torture device
Turn towards my hidden sun
You know you are so elegant when you crush
My cock and balls
Crush my cock and balls in your vice like grip
Crush until the tropical iceland brings us down
I say I’m gonna blow
You say my god no
I say take it out
I say I’m gonna blow
You say my god no
I say take it out
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Brendan wins! hands!
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03.09.06 - 5:22 pm | #
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Malkmus has actually written much filthier lyrics than that!
I'm really hoping that someone does Ian MacKaye. If someone could really nail that, it'd be like INSTANT WINNER.
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03.09.06 - 6:03 pm | #
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Jose Gonzales in Junip's Black Refuge.
Soiree Gun Caress in Screw/Strip's Crack So Huge
See I'm bending, I am whorey
Amazed as I filate you inside your pants
Because I tend to forget my johnnies
when I get to floss with your penis lance
spray when you have to spray
I'll blow you, anyway
You can use a dildo if you want to
I'll chew sack
While I whack
I bend to show my bootie
yeah that's mine, It's my crack
I spend at the smell of doody
nut bliss slime, ride bare back
Butt kiss time, you're not slack
That's not plaque
It's dirt track
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03.09.06 - 8:52 pm | #
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Hidden Cameras:
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03.10.06 - 3:34 am | #
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Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Banana - Swells Like Keen Crotch Split
Load up her bum
Bring off your friends
Her bum's so loose
With Salty Blend
I've over poured
As she swallows sword
She Blows, I flow
A chunky curd
She Blows (x16)
With my pants down, choke on my puss
Rim me you cow
Without a fuss
Don't talk cupid just a dick thrust
Spear her, Ass plowed
Finger's a plus
A sucked toe
My white snow
As I grow
I will heat/glow
Yeah!
I burst as I do breasts
Over your tits, it's such a mess
A little grope, I'm over keen
I tried to hold but I had to spend
I flow (x16)
With your tights down no need to discuss
Rear that I plow
Size of a bus
I'm intrepid, a frantic toss
Smear up your bough
A milkly gloss
I bestow
My cock show
My plateau
To you ho
Yeah...
(I think I've found my calling... ha ha... how embarassing...(sigh))
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03.10.06 - 9:42 am | #
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I appreciate the vote Mr. Bejar. I quite like the Smiths one.
I'd have written more, but I have to keep looking over my shoulder at work! what would the neighbors think?!
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03.10.06 - 3:20 pm | #
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Another Morrissey one, I'm afraid.
But much dirtier, I'm afraid.
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"WE ARE THE HORNIEST ANIMALS"
I am the owner
Of a quite unappreciated boner
And I know it shall never wilt
Before its buried to the hilt,
Inside your most inviting chamber of love
God may hate me, castrate me, strike me from above
In oh so many ways, but you know I go both ways.
Oh I take all comers, so please take my hummer,
And we shall fuck like the horniest animals tonight.
You dirty girl or boy
It's never right, never right, never right.
So, please put your lips upon my cock, and never stop
I only shaved yesterday
You will not get hairs stuck in your teeth
That can be quite unsanitary - but it is not beneath
Our love, you and I, my love
Yes we both shall overcome--
Groans, moans, clits, cocks, and tougues,
Fumbling, Stumbling, Pumping, Spanking
Your Orgasms will be astounding, and won't leave me wanking, evermore.
And YES, we shall fuck like the horniest animals tonight
I'm a dirty boy and girl
It's always right, always right, always right
With my anus stretched wide by your finest corn on the cob
Whilst I'm browsing morrissey-solo and fluxblog.
We shall satiate, reciprocate, oh, the splooge rouge of our love,
Now suck my dick
Before I get sick
We're all so sick, so very very sick
Oh, mama, oh papa, I cannot wait for TONIGHT.
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03.10.06 - 3:37 pm | #
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This is my tentative Ian MacKaye.
Lust
Zealous expression
Free my erection
From this repression
Symmetry in motion
Watch me inside you
Thrust in tight slickness
Together, open.
Give me your fucking cunt
I don't speak pretty to get laid
Lying together, entwined
Our bodies in sync, never minds
Vacant, goddamn, meaningless.
You take your pleasure
Leave me sated, leave me empty.
Sex me quiet; Sex me simple.
Your legs spread,
Beckoning cunt
Moistening heat
My tongue swirls, breaking you
FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
Vacant, lost, meaningless.
You take your pleasure
Leave me sated, leave me empty.
Sex me quiet; Sex me simple.
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Just for you, Perpetua...I could do a billion of these, but here's two:
SUFJAN STEVENS, "St. Fernando, your ladies of the evening fill us with Rapture!"
(By the way....this would be off of "California.")
I spot her in the Chinese Bar,
Tube top shirt covers a scar.
Bleach white hair across her face.
O sister of desires blue,
South of Van Nuys avenue,
Bring me to a state of grace!
Follow me back to my car,
I softly unhook your bra,
Comfort me as I get hard
And come hot in your mouth.
See your lips wet with my goo,
It's worth the C I spent on you,
You make my fantasies come true,
But Magdalene I disavow you!
(here is the uptempo 5/4 break; italic parts are sung by a half-hearted girls choir.)
St. Fernando! Santiago! My Glissando! All Around-o!
I suck on your tit and your milk fills my soul.
St. Fernando! Santiago! My Glissando! All Around-o!
I'll slap you on the ass because you're a dirty ho.
St. Fernando! Santiago! My Glissando! All Around-o!
O God, Forgive me, for I know not where I go.
PIXIES, "Noam Chomsky"
(This is like Bossanova-era Pixies.)
That girl Serena
She's an icy mamacita
With a big, high, double-wide panoramic booty
I saw her at the protest
She's anti-most everything....
I'll bring her back to my house
I'm turning all the lights out,
I'll get you in my bed before the fire goes out.
Chorus: I'll lick your ass with the stereo on to Noam Chomsky! 3x
I love that HOOOOOOOOOOOT CUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!
I love that HOOOOOOOOOOOT CUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!
I love your cunt, honey!
She's such a kook,
Got her nose in a book,
While she's grindin, on my dick, spinning like a pinwheel.
Don't know why you gotta read,
But that book must be FRRREEEAAAK-nasty!
Chorus
I love that HOOOOOOOOOOOT CUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!
I love that HOOOOOOOOOOOT CUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!
I love your cunt, honey!
I! LOVE! THAT! CUNT! Unnnh!
At the very least, I amused myself :)
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You know, that's like maybe half a step away from being an actual Pixies song!
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03.12.06 - 12:38 am | #
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These ought to be forwarded to the recording artists in question, With the faint hope that at least one of them will have a sufficient sense of humor to record a track and share it back with us....
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"X the Y" by Wilderness
Oh fuck the twat oh twat the fuck
Oh suck the tits oh tits the suck
Oh lick the soft, anticipating pussy
Oh pussy the soft, licking anticipate
Oh rim the tight, willing asshole with your wet tongue
Oh asshole willing the tight your rim tongue wet with
Oh make the bitch moan oh make the bitch moan
Call what you will call us what you will
The Aristocrats! Aristocrat-like aristocracies aristocratic
Cuntiddy cunt cunt suck fuck the
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Just change the word 'Religion' to 'Erection' in REM's "Losing My Religion." Leave the rest of the lyrics intact (that's me in the corner ...) There's my entry.
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03.15.06 - 2:13 pm | #
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I LOVE THE ARCADE FIRE ENTRY.
(I'm emailing it to my girlfriend right now).
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I feel so dirty after trying to write these. Nonetheless...
First off, My Chemical Romance (or Vendetta Red, or whatever other "goth-punk-alternative" band you want to substitute), "The Sexiest Zombies All Want To Fuck"
She's the belle of the graveyard
Her looks could raise the dead
I'll never forget the way she looked
As a corpse in our marriage bed
When she was alive she was so pretty
They said her looks could kill
Then on our wedding night we fucked
And now she's laying so still
(CHORUS)
I'm just a necrophiliac necromancer
Pussies are better when they're rancid
Decaying bodies turn me on
They're great to fuck and then to pee on
I guess the blood play went too far
When I brought out the knives
But sex is only satisfying
When it's also ending lives
(SCREAMY BIT)
You screamed when we fucked!
You screamed when you came!
You screamed when I killed you!
I'm in love with the pain!
(Chorus)
The smell could become overwhelming
When your body begins to rot
But that's okay, I don't mind
I just need that corpse-girl crotch
Next, Radiohead, "Orgasmiotic"
Vaginas with teeth, vaginas with teeth
Coming to eat me alive
I'll have to eat them out first
The nipples are warmongering
But I'm not scared
They've got nothing on me
Yellow and green flashing lights
Alien bears fuck me up the ass
I grin and take it
Go ahead do what you want I like it all
Come on me suck me off 'til we're both dry
Please sir may I have another
And lastly, The Strokes, "Fuck Buddies"
She was eighteen, I was nineteen
We both liked sex
I was horny, we were naked
You know what happened next
I turned her over, fucked her asshole
She was begging for more
She sucked me off, I ate her out
We were so sore
Chorus:
I think I'm going to come now
So would you please stop talking to me
I think I'm going to come now
So would you please stop talking to me
Came on her face, sucked her titties
Then I came again
Used a dildo, used a strap-on
Then I fucked her friend
Bridge:
I met her after the show
I was nervous but she said "Let's go!"
Nothing else to say
Without words, it's better that way
(Chorus x 2)
so, so dirty.
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03.16.06 - 2:55 am | #
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a fragment I can imagine in a Cat Power song....
"When you came inside me
I felt like I could die.
....
and I still do.
yeah, I still do."
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This seems so...sacrilegious. But here's my contribution in the vein of Neutral Milk Hotel/Jeff Mangum.
Heavenly Pleasure Machine
The room you silently grew up in, alone with no one to hear
The gasps and sobs along with the pleasure
Red and rough, I tie you to the bed
The ghosts in the room watching all the while
Oh pleasure with her voice strangled in silk!
Sweat drips from your brow and I descend upon you
Like the bees that burden your mother’s memory
Moving closer to your heart as I grip your throat
(Trumpet Interlude)
Your patch of dark curls, smelling sweetly of semen
I enter again and your back arches with the thoughts of another day
Of that time when we were young, younger than the white clouds of summer
Fucking faster, faster, up and over into the sky!
Biting, kicking, screaming, licking
You shout until hoarse but you can’t know that the best is still coming
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, here it is ---- ok.
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destroyer fragment:
my backside was right where i wanted you
yes, that's right
i wanted you...
i wanted you
i wanted your boobs
your boobs!
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03.16.06 - 3:31 pm | #
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You said “My tits are just stupendous”
And you were not wrong
But your books are all horrendous
And shall go nowhere near my dong
gooblar, that was fucking awesome. i'm still laughing.
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To Bjork's "It's Oh So Quiet":
It's oh so quiet
shh shh
It's oh so still
shh shh
It’s just you two
shh shh
Fucking peacefully [“peace-flee”] until...
He slides behind
zing boom
Pulls out just in time
zing boom
Right as you come
wow bam
You've never had a guy in your behind
You wanna laugh you wanna cry
You rub your clit and hope to die
'Til it's over and then
shh shh
It's nice and quiet
shh shh
But soon again
shh shh
Starts another big riot
You blow, he coos
zing boom
The devil cuts loose
zing boom
Across your boobs
wow bam
You’re falling in love
It's oh so quiet
It's oh so still
It’s just you two
And so peaceful until...
Friends ring the bell
bim bam
You shout and you yell
hi ho ho
They broke the spell
Gee, four is swell but one won’t fit
These guys are huge and I got wet
There's no mistake, you want it
'Til it's over and then
It's nice and quiet
shh shh
But soon again
shh shh
Starts another fuck riot
You blow, they coo
zing boom
The devils cut loose
zing boom
Onto your boobs
wow bam
You’re falling in love
The guys move in
Those devils cut loose
You blow blow blow blow, they shoot
Now you've fallen in love
ssshhhhhh...
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Art Brut:
I fucked a girl.
Fucked a girl!
I fucked a girl.
Fucked a girl!
This song is really great, I really love it and it's not ironic - it's just rock and roll!
I fucked a girl.
Fucked a girl!
I fucked a girl.
Fucked a girl!
I'll sing about fucking a girl if I want to. That's what I'm doing, I'm singing this song for the kids - for the kids!
I fucked a girl.
Fucked a girl!
I fucked a girl.
Fucked a girl!
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03.16.06 - 7:16 pm | #
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Neutral Milk Hotel - Two-headed Cock
Two-headed cock
All floating in ass
The runs it has passed
Now it’s the blackest crack
I can hear you as you moan from afar
As I listen your orgasm’s bizarre
As I listen your orgasm’s bizarre
Two-headed cock
Dripped in anus ooze
Goin’ round the rim, “Did you just eat peas?”
I’m the pecker that inhales your fart
Catching pebbles that run in the dark
Catching pebbles that run in the dark
I’ll reinsert my hose
And will thrust it through the notches in your spine
Two-headed cock
With hookers and mates
Creating fellatio made just for two
In the parlour with a poon across her face
And through the music he sweetly displays
Spongy peckers that semen spray
Made for his fucker who's floating and choking with her hands across her face
And in the dark I’ll reinsert my hose
And will thrust it through the notches in your spine
Two-headed cock
I’ve named it Steve
The lovin’ that you need slides in your pussy with ease
You’re left on the floor, I call you a hoe
And I will fuck you with my two-headed bone
Watching spirals of the white stuff softly flow
Over your eyelids and all over you I did
Will wait until the point where you blow
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03.16.06 - 7:56 pm | #
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stuart murdoch! graphic in his style, i think.
Rita watches telly
Lounging in the nude
Easy simple watching
Her mind is feeling hazy
So she turns the volume down
She turns the volume down
Tad sits wide-eyed
Across the pavement in between
Beady drops drip down
His navel to his crease
Well-heeled,
Not meaning to model
Rita practices her walk
So she turns the volume up
So she turns the volume up
Blinking once to clear the buzz
Tad pauses to think
A serial voyeur might never be caught
So he watches her practice her walk
If she bends down to unlace her pump
Rough hands grip his dob
A sigh his sweet reflief
And she turns the volume down
And she turns the volume down
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03.16.06 - 11:18 pm | #
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That Strokes parody is fantastic, and spot on! Julian was born to do drowsy come-on anthems.
And hasn't Neutral Milk Hotel already practically done one of these? Mangum's already pretty sex obsessed. "Song against Sex"? Bits of "Oh Comely", certainly. I can't copy him.
That goes for a lot of indie and indie-ish groups. Xiu Xiu, Ween, Eagles of Death Metal, Violent Femmes...it's not really all that uncommon.
That said, I'll try my hand at one more of these. They're fun!
The Flaming Lips, Beautiful Asshole
(Soft Bulletin-esque)
There's a hole, in your body,
That was made just for me
When I fiil, you with jism
You will scream in ecstasy
Chorus:
You have a beautiful asshole
You have a beautiful asshole, in your mind
And when you're lonely, just remember
About that asshole...and I might let you touch mine
It's so hard, in this world,
Just to live so don't forget that
There's a hole, in your body,
And I'll help you get it wet
Chorus
You just got to come over here!
I want to finger you all day long
Cause there is nothing more wonderful, girl!
I'm gonna cum in you all night long
Chorus 2x, fade out
Josh |
03.16.06 - 11:40 pm | #
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A cheap Morrissey rip-off .. it's obvious which song this is.
Mouthing slowly over wet glans
And to that place where fingers meet colon
This is where I go down
On your hairy mound
Armageddon - come armageddon!
Come, armageddon! come!
Everyday it’s like a sundae
Everyday I wait for your spray
I’ll be your slut
Get you so hard
And I know I need to persevere
Choking you down
Waiting for your bomb
Come, come, come – release your bomb
Everyday it’s like a sundae
Everyday I wait for your spray
Licking back over testes and glans
And a strange stuff lands on my hands
(and on my face...)
(on my face ...)
(on my face ...)
(on my face ...)
Everyday it’s like a sundae
Cover me like a cheap Monet
Share your greased tea with me
Everyday I wait for your spray
Serene |
03.17.06 - 12:04 am | #
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You think I’m up to summit
With my hand in my pocket
I’m not thinking sleep
Just tugging deep
With thoughts of shagging you not shagging sheep.
I could be your fantasy
If you’ld do the dirt with me
You can keep that Kate Moss
And all that model scene
Besides I wouldn’t want to slide where that wankers been.
In the style of Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys
Just like a male orgasm (hopefully)...Short but Sweet
I first discovered your site thanks to a suggestion in Q Magazine and I've checked in several times a week ever since.
You are the beginning of the furure. Long may you reign.
My own music is more chilled but I'd love to know what you think of it sometime if you have a chance. I'm sure you are inundated with similar requests but its always best to ask first and not just send.
Cheers
From
Meic Brooks (a.k.a. I Chameleon)
East London
Meic Brooks |
03.17.06 - 12:05 pm | #
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would i get points for writing Necro lyrics about treating women with the utmost of respect?
marc |
03.20.06 - 2:18 am | #
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in the center of your body there's a clit i'm licking for you
i can tell your heart is pumping but i want more pleasure from you
in the silence of the evening ill be pushing myself hard into you
ignore the others watching i'll be totally inside you
in the shadowplay acting out your own death S-and-M whore
the leather binds tighten and your boot heels dig into the floor
scrape my skin with your nails 'til I yell for you to give me more
kick my face lick the wound bite my neck pain bursting through the door
i ripped your thighs apart
and pushed my tongue between
i watched you glisten
and heard you scream
in the center of your body there's a clit i'm licking for you
in the center of your body is a pussy i'll fuck for you
dave |
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03.21.06 - 12:22 am | #
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im not sure how ironic beck is...
anthony |
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03.21.06 - 6:34 am | #
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